i cant wait to drive so i can go to mcdonalds at 2am
world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites
people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.
holy shitttttt this is amazing
Dude the strength she has to be able to do this… Wow
Can we all just appreciate that shes doing all this in heals too..? I can hardly walk in those bastards!
I’m going to be able to do this one day
how do guys even go to these things and get hard. I’m sitting here just completely impressed by her god damn body strength and how I need to take my ass to the gym.
repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
REASONS TO DATE ME
- im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
- really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
- also nice lips
- im very nice
- id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
- i’ll laugh at ur jokes
- i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
- i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
- i’ll love u a lot
I’m reblogging this again because I love the message behind it and I think it needs to be passed on.